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The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

'Da boss sends his regards, Sammy.'

Chickens investigating an egg murder

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

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'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mobsters at the Beach

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Handcuffs.

Taking to the sky...

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Make it look like an accident"

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

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Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station