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'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'

"Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'We'll ask you one more time. What did you do with the body?'

"Once you feel better, the cops want to ask a few questions about the accident." (patient has escaped out of the window).

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

Policeman shouting - 'Don't stop that thief! It'll be too much paperwork.'

"You sure this is bulletproof?"

'I knew it...He's been undercover the whole time.'

'The police are out-gunned once again!'

'Darling? I think I'll be a bit late tonight!'

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'

'We settled out of court.'

"I'm sorry, sir - The person who handles your account ran off to Rio de Janeiro."

'I'm a hired assassin. Larry here just works on spec.'

'In a surprise move today, the DEA arrested the CIA.'

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'

Execution by Media.

'A license to steal does have an expiration date.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

"I think we can put this one down to self defence."

Terrorism - Pulling suspects from the crowd.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Premeditate

"No! - That's not a job advertisement!!"

"Anything you say will be taken down, re-arranged, made up and then used against you in a court of law."

"...And was he, by any chance, impersonating a police officer, Madam?"

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

"Scratches, bits of fur...I think we're dealing with a cat burglar!"

'Now we know what all that noise was about last night.'

"Whilst I applaud the efforts you've made to repay your debt to society..."

The capture of Mexico's narcotics kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman

'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'