Crime Drama Junkie Gifts

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Mobsters at the Beach

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."