Crime Drama Junkie Pillows

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Slow Night

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Miami Mice

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mobsters at the Beach

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Bribery and Corruption.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Law 'N' Order