Crime Drama Fanatic Gifts

The problem with the Three Strikes Law is that they always go down swinging.

'Bad police dog! What have I told you about planting evidence?'

Hitman To Do List...

Bribery and Corruption.

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Perp Walk Fashion Show