Crime Drama Fans Prints

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Alls I know is that a cow is missin'! We don't care which one of you hamheads went to market or who stayed at home - We just wanna know what you did with the roast beef!

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"The perp walks are killing us."

Pssst... Ivermectin?

"Not 'monster', ...... 'mobster'!"

Good Cop/Bad Cop/Russ

Good Cop/Bad Coffee

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'An accident you say.'

'You're going to have to trust me on this one, okay?'

'Maybe it wasn't an accident. Looks like non-stick spray on top of the wall.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Bribery and Corruption.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Our crime figures are down!'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Law 'N' Order

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"