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Noir kitty.

"As you are a fan of the Sopranos, Big Tony will turn you into one."

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Our crime figures are down!'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."