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"It's not the first time this cartoonist has struck, Watson. I've seen this signature before."

The Anti-Agent

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

Modern Major General

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Shakespeare Street

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Starvation Watching

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"He did it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

A spy

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Bertolt Brecht

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Gore Vidal

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Noir kitty.

Julianne Moore,

Captain

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

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