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"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

Mafia's car

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

A spy

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Law 'N' Order

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Speak.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."