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'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Bribery and Corruption.

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

'You got a search warrant?'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Waking the Dead.