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First body cameras! Now this!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Astral Projection

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Bribery and Corruption.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'You got a search warrant?'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Wimpy Harry