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"I'm telling you, Detective... I don't know nothing."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Miami Mice

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

The Investigation

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Moon Line UP

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Chicken Crime Scene.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'