Police Show Fan Gifts

"I'm telling you, Detective... I don't know nothing."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Miami Mice

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He did it!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

The Investigation

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Moon Line UP

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Chicken Crime Scene.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.