Police Fan Gifts

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Police Keyring

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'You got a search warrant?'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Arcarde Patrol

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

Street trader tricking police.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'