Police Work Fan Gifts

"As long as I like to chase cars I might as well get paid for it!"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

The Investigation

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."