Traffic Cop Fan Gifts

"Texting and driving is a violation."

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'It's a slow trap.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Driving without a flag?'

Grim reaper ambulance