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Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"He did it!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Al Pacino

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

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'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'That's not good enough!'