Quirky Law Enforcement Enthusiast Gifts

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Arcarde Patrol

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Street trader tricking police.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'Call for back-up.'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be like everyone else and unfollow me."

"Hi honey, I'm home."

City Police...K - 41/2 unit