Quirky Law Enforcement Enthusiast Gifts

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Arcarde Patrol

Don't Try Anything Funny.

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Street trader tricking police.

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be like everyone else and unfollow me."

'Call for back-up.'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"