Police-themed Humor Fan Gifts

'Apology accepted.'

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

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"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

The hostage rescue team

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'You got a search warrant?'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Wimpy Harry

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

Oh, sorry, I didn

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'