Traffic Control Fan Gifts

Speed Bumps.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Inflatable car

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Automatic Policeman

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Automatic transmission is nice, but I still prefer driving a stick.

Finishing Line

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

Cows on a bus.

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Zebra crossing