Traffic Control Fan Prints

Speed Bumps.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Automatic Policeman

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Cylinder Head

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

Finishing Line

Cows on a bus.

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

Zebra crossing

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"