Traffic Mishap Fan Prints

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

The Rugby Throw Up.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Speed Bumps.

Traffic Jam

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Water Department Flood

Submarine emerges on top of building

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

This sucks

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

When Butt-dialers Talk

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

Driver Hand Signals