Municipality Mishap Fan Prints

Water Department Flood

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Maths Fail

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Submarine emerges on top of building

Life not only rained on my parade, it fined me for not having a parade permit.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

This sucks

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

When Butt-dialers Talk

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."