Sporting Mishap Fan Prints

The Rugby Throw Up.

Discus accidents.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Maths Fail

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Watch your language.

Water Department Flood

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

This sucks

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Dentist X-Ray Machine Issues

It's just not the same since we instituted the concussion protocol.

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

Tennis player lands on the net.