Sporting Mishap Fan Pillows

The Rugby Throw Up.

Discus accidents.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Watch your language.

Submarine emerges on top of building

Water Department Flood

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

This sucks

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Dentist X-Ray Machine Issues

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

Tennis player lands on the net.

'I should have warned you about the hazards of being very assertive!'

Women Golfers.