Meeting Mishap Fan Pillows

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

'Holy shit!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

This sucks

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'THAT'S your ringtone - I'd like you to take me home now,'

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

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