Meeting Mishap Fan Mugs

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Holy shit!'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

When Butt-dialers Talk

This sucks

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

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