Mythical Mishap Fan Mugs

Dragon sneezes on PC.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

spellchecker

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Sling

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Holy shit!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Maths Fail

Two hunters and a near miss

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'