Comic Mishap Fan Mugs

'Holy shit!'

Slapstick

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'First time skiing?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Two hunters and a near miss

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

Man shot in the legs

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.