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'Holy shit!'

Slapstick

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'First time skiing?'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Falling rocks! It does not!

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Golf Cart Punctures

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.