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"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Clown Airbags.

'Holy shit!'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'It doesn't work...'

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Two hunters and a near miss

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Danger Loose Chippings

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Slapstick

Man shot in the legs

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

Air Bag Recall Center

Bollard Crash