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'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

'At the moment of impact my whole life flashed before me. It was so interesting that I made a U-turn and hit him again.'

Husband and wife hitchhike from separate sides of the roads after a crash.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It doesn't work...'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"And hold the mayo."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Don't get involved.'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Sat Nag

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

"... Till death us do part."

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'