Car Crash Comedy Aficionado T-Shirts

Artist's car collisions.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Okay. Hit it."

'How was my emergency stop?'

No U-turns

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Cotton candy

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Mobile library.