Car Crash Comedy Aficionado Gifts

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Artist's car collisions.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Okay. Hit it."

'How was my emergency stop?'

Cotton candy

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

No U-turns

Freak Accident Specialist

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'Don't get involved.'

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'