Car Crash Comedian Gifts

'Instead of getting our car fixed, I used the check from the insurance company on something more important...a big-screen TV.'

What say we don't put a claim in on this one. He barely grazed me.

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'As I am writing this, a dozen people are watching me. They think I'm leaving details of my insurance company, but I am not!'

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

Air Bag Recall Center

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

The Hulk gets rear-ended.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Freak Accident Specialist

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Cotton candy

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!