Car Crash Comedy Fans Gifts

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'How was my emergency stop?'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"And hold the mayo."

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Don't get involved.'

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

'Martha, what are you supposed to tip in this situation?'