Car Crash Comedy Fans Gifts

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It doesn't work...'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"And hold the mayo."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Don't get involved.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

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