Crash Comedy Gifts

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Don't get involved.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Hello, is that the RAC?

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Bollard Crash

Who says crash diets don't work?

The Hulk gets rear-ended.