Comical Crash Expert Gifts

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Freak Accident Specialist

Cotton candy

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Toad roadkill.

Clown Airbags.

"And hold the mayo."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Please Don't Ask...

The life of a crash-test dummy

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."