Comical Crash Expert Pillows

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Cotton candy

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Toad roadkill.

Clown Airbags.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Please Don't Ask...

'Oh, no -- not again!'

'Don't get involved.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."