Car Accident Humorist Pillows

'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'

"What are the chances we'd both have brand new black Porsches?"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Okay. Hit it."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

Cotton candy

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'It doesn't work...'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."