Car Crash Humor Fan Pillows

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's my prostate.'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

The life of a crash-test dummy

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Sat Nag

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Getting the Finger

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

I thought "E" meant enough.

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'