Car Crash Humor Fan Gifts

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Told you so.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's my prostate.'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Getting the Finger

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

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