Comedy Car Crash Aficionado Gifts

Bollard Crash

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Okay. Hit it."

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Clown Airbags.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

The life of a crash-test dummy

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

'Don't get involved.'

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'