Comedy Crash Enthusiast Gifts

The life of a crash-test dummy

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

No U-turns

Clown Airbags.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Bollard Crash

Air Bag Recall Center

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

The Hulk gets rear-ended.