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'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

No U-turns

Clown Airbags.

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Air Bag Recall Center

'?6.50 for the lesson and ?56 extra for this. . .'

Bollard Crash