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Laughing Zone Ahead

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Don't get involved.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Who says crash diets don't work?

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