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Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Beware of SUV.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Okay. Hit it."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Cotton candy

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

'It doesn't work...'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"And hold the mayo."

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...