Crash Test Comedian T-Shirts

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'How was my emergency stop?'

Cotton candy

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Toad roadkill.

"And hold the mayo."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'It doesn't work...'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

Please Don't Ask...

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'