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'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Student driver"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Tug the Toggle

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Clown Airbags.

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Your honor, permission to treat this witness as hostile?'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

High Load

'Sunnyside down.'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"I brought you a new car last year."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

Golf Cart Punctures

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

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