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Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"I'll need a three iron."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The brakes don't work."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

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"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.